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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. :P

I wrote this one myself!

People say that home is were the heart is, i say if you leave your heart at home your sure in some deep sh...t 'cause you ain't going anywhere without one.

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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Oki Loftus

-I don’t have drinking problem, i am just really thirsty .. -I don’t drink these days, i am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. –Robert Downey, Jr -A BOSS is like a diaper.. Always on your ass, and usually full of sh … it

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 don’t have drinking problem, i am just really thirsty .. -I don’t drink these days, i am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. –Robert Downey, Jr

-A BOSS is like a diaper.. Always on your ass, and usually full of sh … it

Heehee!

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

HA!

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.